CASHTAG REVOLUTION: BITCOIN BOUNCES ON NEWS THAT INVESTORS CAN NOW EMBED CRYPTO IN THEIR DNA—SEC SCRATCHES HEAD, CONSIDERS REGULATING GENES
January 30, 2025 – In a landmark development that has left both financial analysts and biotechnologists baffled and somewhat bemused, Silicon Valley startup GeneCoin announced yesterday that it has successfully developed a way for investors to embed cryptocurrency directly into their DNA. This revolutionary technology, dubbed “Cashtag,” has sent Bitcoin soaring, as investors scramble to literally become one with their assets.