CRYPTO TYCOON LAUNCHES "SAVE THE SERVERS" COIN AFTER LATEST ENERGY CRISIS SENDS MINERS BACK TO THE STONE AGE
February 15, 2025 - In an audacious move that has stunned both energy drink companies and hamster wheel manufacturers, infamous crypto mogul, Barry Bytecoin, unveiled his new cryptocurrency, “Save the Servers” (STS). This comes as a knee-jerk reaction to the recent global energy pinch that left many miners reminiscing about the 'good old days' of dial-up internet and desktop towers.
Bytecoin, known for his flair for the dramatic and a portfolio as volatile as his mood swings, claims that STS is "the solution to all our energy woes," boasting that the coin uses an innovative, low-energy algorithm powered by the kinetic energy of traders nervously pacing around their desks.
Critics argue that Bytecoin's new coin is merely a distraction from the recent scandal involving his vacation on the ISS, which coincidentally used enough energy to power Las Vegas for a month.
Bytecoin, known for his flair for the dramatic and a portfolio as volatile as his mood swings, claims that STS is "the solution to all our energy woes," boasting that the coin uses an innovative, low-energy algorithm powered by the kinetic energy of traders nervously pacing around their desks.
Critics argue that Bytecoin's new coin is merely a distraction from the recent scandal involving his vacation on the ISS, which coincidentally used enough energy to power Las Vegas for a month.