"CASH\-BACK GUARANTEED: NEW CRYPTO STARTUP PROMISES REFUNDS IF THEIR CEO EVER BUYS A YACHT"
February 21, 2025 – In a groundbreaking move that has rocked the financial world, cryptocurrency startup SaveUrCoin has unveiled a new investor protection plan. The CEO, John “No Sail” McDougall, announced that if he ever splurges on a luxury yacht, all investors will receive a full refund. Amidst chuckles, McDougall declared, “It’s our way of staying humble and proving we’re in it for the technology, not the toys!” This announcement comes just weeks after a rival CEO was spotted on a newly-purchased mega yacht named ‘Blockchain Buccaneer’. Critics call it a PR stunt, but investors are diving in, hopeful yet keeping an eye on the marinas.