The Rug Pull Gazette^TM

January 30, 2025 – In an ironic twist of fate, the cryptocurrency market witnessed yet another unexpected dive as the newly launched Titanic Token, heralded for its "unsinkable" security features, plummeted right after its highly publicized initial trading session. The CEO of Iceberg Crypto Exchange had confidently promoted the wallet's advanced, iceberg-detecting algorithms, assuring investors of its stability and invulnerability.

However, within hours of trading, the Titanic Token hit an unforeseen technical glitch, causing a rapid 50% drop in value, echoing the historical fate of its namesake. Market spectators couldn't help but marvel at the choice of name, suggesting perhaps a more buoyant moniker might have tempted fate less.