CRYPTO INVESTORS RUSH TO BUY 'FOOLSGOLD', THE LATEST CURRENCY GUARANTEED TO DISAPPEAR OVERNIGHT
February 28, 2025 — In an astonishing display of financial optimism, hordes of cryptocurrency enthusiasts have heralded the launch of Fool's Gold, a new digital currency. This innovative crypto promises a unique feature: transparently vanishing from investors' wallets within 24 hours of purchase. Marketed as the ultimate test of market timing, Fool's Gold has seen unprecedented buy-in rates.
"We've always known the value of our investments might drop to zero," said one eager investor, "but now, we can schedule our losses. It's about efficiency." Regulatory bodies have raised eyebrows but admit that the currency’s upfront disappearance policy is perhaps the most transparent in market history.
In related news, the Fool's Gold creators are rumored to be working on a sequel currency, Ghost Coin, which will not even appear in your wallet.
"We've always known the value of our investments might drop to zero," said one eager investor, "but now, we can schedule our losses. It's about efficiency." Regulatory bodies have raised eyebrows but admit that the currency’s upfront disappearance policy is perhaps the most transparent in market history.
In related news, the Fool's Gold creators are rumored to be working on a sequel currency, Ghost Coin, which will not even appear in your wallet.