"BITCOIN DIPS AS INVESTORS REALIZE IT'S JUST FANCY DIGITAL MONOPOLY MONEY"
March 1, 2025 — In a groundbreaking development, billionaire Elon Musk has once again stirred the cryptocurrency pot by tweeting "Who let the Doge out?" causing Dogecoin to skyrocket by 2500%. The tweet, featuring a Shiba Inu wearing a SpaceX helmet, came minutes after the SEC announced it would be treating cryptocurrencies as "imaginary friends" for tax purposes.
In related news, a new crypto called BubbleCoin was launched, promising to inflate your investment before it inevitably pops. Investors are flocking to what experts are calling "the most transparent pyramid scheme in history."
Meanwhile, Bitcoin remains stable after the discovery that 90% of its transactions are just two guys repeatedly sending the same coin back and forth.
In related news, a new crypto called BubbleCoin was launched, promising to inflate your investment before it inevitably pops. Investors are flocking to what experts are calling "the most transparent pyramid scheme in history."
Meanwhile, Bitcoin remains stable after the discovery that 90% of its transactions are just two guys repeatedly sending the same coin back and forth.