"CRYPTO WHIZKID CLAIMS TO SOLVE INFLATION BY SIMPLY TURNING OFF HIS COMPUTER"
March 3, 2025 — In an unprecedented move that has left economists scratching their heads and crypto enthusiasts cheering, 19-year-old self-proclaimed crypto prodigy, Max Bitstein, announced he has single-handedly "solved" global inflation. His method? Turning off his gaming PC which doubles as a node for his newly created cryptocurrency, DollarDoom.
Bitstein, who operates from his mother's basement in suburban New Jersey, claims that by shutting down his computer, he effectively halts the mining of DollarDoom, thus controlling inflation by preventing the oversupply of his digital currency.
Bitstein, who operates from his mother's basement in suburban New Jersey, claims that by shutting down his computer, he effectively halts the mining of DollarDoom, thus controlling inflation by preventing the oversupply of his digital currency.