CRYPTO COIN NAMED 'REGRET' SKYROCKETS AS INVESTORS SEEK SAFER HAVENS IN IRONY
March 4, 2025 - In a twist of fate that only the crypto market could script, 'Regret' has become the darling of digital currencies overnight. As traditional assets tumble in the wake of the latest global financial hiccup, investors have piled into Regret, perhaps seeing a bit of themselves in its woefully apt nomenclature. Originally started as a joke by a disillusioned ex-hedge fund manager, Regret was intended to mock the instability of digital coins. Instead, it has ballooned into a symbol of wise investment as it ironically outperforms more 'serious' competitors. Analysts are baffled, traders are tickled pink, and the rest of us are just wondering if this is the financial equivalent of laughing so you don't cry.