BITCOIN DECLARES ITSELF A COUNTRY, SEEKS UN MEMBERSHIP TO AVOID REGULATION
March 7, 2025 - In a groundbreaking move, Bitcoin has announced its intentions to join the United Nations, not as a non-governmental organization, but as an independent state. This unprecedented strategy aims to sidestep increasingly stringent global financial regulations. Satoshi Island, a floating city made entirely of decommissioned mining rigs and discarded GPUs, has been declared its temporary capital. Bitcoin’s self-appointed, AI-generated leader, who goes by the pseudonym "Satoshi 2.0", addressed the virtual assembly through a pixelated avatar, urging world leaders to embrace this evolution of sovereignty. Critics argue this is just a bold play to avoid taxes, while proponents hail it as the dawn of a borderless fiscal utopia. The UN has yet to respond.