BITCOIN BAILS OUT CENTRAL BANKS: WORLD'S RICHEST GOVERNMENTS TURN TO DIGITAL DOLLARS TO PAY OFF NATIONAL DEBTS
March 11, 2025 – In an unprecedented twist of fate, central banks, once the stern parents of fiscal policy, have turned to their rebellious offspring, Bitcoin, for a bailout. As national debts soared past the stratosphere, economic strategists were seen scrolling through "Crypto for Dummies." The U.S. Treasury, in a bold move, auctioned an exclusive NFT collection of historic financial blunders, hoping to attract wealthy crypto investors with a taste for irony. Meanwhile, the European Central Bank launched its own meme coin, "EuroLOLz," which unexpectedly became the third strongest currency in the market, just behind Dogecoin.