"DOGECOIN FOUNDER STARTS NEW CRYPTO FOR CAT LOVERS: CATCOIN PROMISES TO MAKE EVERY DAY CATURDAY"
March 12, 2025 - In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, the founder of Dogecoin has launched yet another niche cryptocurrency, this time targeting the feline demographic. The new digital currency, which will not be named here, is designed to tap into the burgeoning market of cat enthusiasts who apparently have been feeling left out of the meme coin craze.
Experts predict this new coin could either go the way of the laser pointer—capturing everyone's fleeting attention before ultimately being ignored—or it could indeed fulfill its lofty promise of turning every day into a celebration of cats. Following the announcement, several influencers have already begun promoting the new crypto by sharing videos of their cats unenthusiastically swatting at their wallets.
Experts predict this new coin could either go the way of the laser pointer—capturing everyone's fleeting attention before ultimately being ignored—or it could indeed fulfill its lofty promise of turning every day into a celebration of cats. Following the announcement, several influencers have already begun promoting the new crypto by sharing videos of their cats unenthusiastically swatting at their wallets.