CRYPTO COIN CALLED 'PROMISE' PLUMMETS AFTER FOUNDERS PROMISE NOT TO DISAPPEAR WITH INVESTOR FUNDS
March 16, 2025 - In an unexpected turn of events, the cryptocurrency market faced its latest debacle when the founders of the new digital currency, Promise, assured its investors in a Zoom webinar that they "absolutely, definitely won't vanish with everyone's money." This statement led to a dramatic 70% drop in the coin's value within just three hours.
Investor panic was palpable as forums and social media were flooded with posts from users trying to sell off Promise coins, ironically proving the old adage true that in the crypto world, promising too much is as good as promising nothing. Crypto analyst Jane Doe commented, "When your biggest selling point is not committing fraud, you really have to wonder about the baseline standards in the industry."
As regulators circle around this new development, the Promise team is reportedly planning a rebranding workshop.
Investor panic was palpable as forums and social media were flooded with posts from users trying to sell off Promise coins, ironically proving the old adage true that in the crypto world, promising too much is as good as promising nothing. Crypto analyst Jane Doe commented, "When your biggest selling point is not committing fraud, you really have to wonder about the baseline standards in the industry."
As regulators circle around this new development, the Promise team is reportedly planning a rebranding workshop.