"CERTIFIED STABLECOIN ROLLER COASTER NOW ACCEPTED AS A NEW OLYMPIC SPORT"
May 19, 2025 – In a bold move that has left traditional economists scratching their heads and crypto-enthusiasts jubilant, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced the inclusion of a new event in the 2028 Olympics: The Stablecoin Volatility Sprint. In this heart-pounding competition, athletes—commonly referred to as 'traders'—will showcase their prowess in buying low and selling high, all within a dizzyingly short time frame.
The decision comes on the heels of the tumultuous 'Black Ledger Day' of 2024, where the world saw a record 78% swing in stablecoin values within a single hour.
The decision comes on the heels of the tumultuous 'Black Ledger Day' of 2024, where the world saw a record 78% swing in stablecoin values within a single hour.