CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER PROMISES TO FIX ECONOMY, UNVEILS PLAN TO PAY DEBTS WITH NFTS OF IOUs
January 31, 2025 - In an ambitious move that has left economists scratching their heads and meme lords rubbing their hands with glee, eccentric cryptocurrency founder, Bob Coinman, announced today his foolproof plan to bolster the flailing global economy: paying off national debts with a series of "highly valuable" NFT IOUs.
During a Zoom press conference, from what appeared to be a bunker lined with LED screens flashing crypto charts, Coinman declared, "It's simple, really. We digitize the debt, turn it into an NFT, and then it's basically like the debt never existed.
During a Zoom press conference, from what appeared to be a bunker lined with LED screens flashing crypto charts, Coinman declared, "It's simple, really. We digitize the debt, turn it into an NFT, and then it's basically like the debt never existed.