"BITCOIN DECLARES IT WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024, PROMISES TO MAKE WALLET BALANCES GREAT AGAIN"
**February 3, 2025** — In an unprecedented turn of events, the cryptocurrency DogeCoin has been appointed as the new Secretary of the Treasury. In a move that shocked traditional economists but thrilled meme enthusiasts, President-elect Satoshi Nakaboto cited, “It’s time for fiscal policies that not only count cents but make sense... meme sense.”
This decision comes on the heels of a tumultuous financial year where DogeCoin’s value inexplicably surged after a tweet from Elon Musk’s posthumous Twitter account controlled by an AI version of the tech mogul. The AI, which insists on being called E-Musk, celebrated the appointment with a tweet: “Much official.
This decision comes on the heels of a tumultuous financial year where DogeCoin’s value inexplicably surged after a tweet from Elon Musk’s posthumous Twitter account controlled by an AI version of the tech mogul. The AI, which insists on being called E-Musk, celebrated the appointment with a tweet: “Much official.