"CRYPTO CONGRESS: LAWMAKERS INVEST IN WEB3 CLASSES, VOW TO ASK SMARTER QUESTIONS AT NEXT HEARING"
On February 4, 2025, in an unprecedented move, the U.S. Congress announced the launch of its own cryptocurrency, 'CapitolCoin', in an effort to modernize legislative inefficiencies and fund ongoing Capitol renovations. This initiative follows recent embarrassing moments during crypto hearings wherein lawmakers struggled to differentiate between blockchain and a chain block used in heavy lifting.
CapitolCoin, described by one optimistic senator as "the future of fiscal policy," will also serve as a litmus test for politicians' understanding of the technology they regulate. The Treasury Department has reportedly prepared a special edition wallet, pre-loaded with 'How-To-Crypto' guides, ensuring our leaders can check their balances without accidentally legislating them away.
CapitolCoin, described by one optimistic senator as "the future of fiscal policy," will also serve as a litmus test for politicians' understanding of the technology they regulate. The Treasury Department has reportedly prepared a special edition wallet, pre-loaded with 'How-To-Crypto' guides, ensuring our leaders can check their balances without accidentally legislating them away.