CRYPTO ENTHUSIASTS DECLARE "OPPOSITE DAY", CLAIM MARKET CRASH IS JUST REVERSE MOONING
**February 6, 2025 - New York, NY** – In an unexpected turn of events, the cryptocurrency market has taken a nosedive, prompting enthusiasts to celebrate what they’re calling “Opposite Day.” As Bitcoin plummeted, losing 50% of its value overnight, forums and social media platforms were abuzz with investors claiming they were actually gaining wealth in an alternate dimension.
The movement started when a popular crypto influencer tweeted, “If the stock market can have bear and bull, why can’t we have up and down days?” This sentiment caught on like wildfire, leading to festive “Reverse Moon Parties” where attendees wear their clothes backward and toast to their “gains.”
The SEC has declined to comment on this new trend, though insider sources say they are flipping through regulatory manuals upside-down to better understand the situation.
The movement started when a popular crypto influencer tweeted, “If the stock market can have bear and bull, why can’t we have up and down days?” This sentiment caught on like wildfire, leading to festive “Reverse Moon Parties” where attendees wear their clothes backward and toast to their “gains.”
The SEC has declined to comment on this new trend, though insider sources say they are flipping through regulatory manuals upside-down to better understand the situation.