"MILLIONAIRE BY MONDAY: NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY PROMISES TO OFFSET YOUR LOSSES WITH LOSSES FROM OTHER USERS"
February 7, 2025 - In a bold move that has surprised both financial experts and meme lords alike, a new cryptocurrency dubbed "PonziCoin" has been launched. The coin, which openly admits to using a Ponzi scheme framework, has gone viral for its honesty.
"PonziCoin is revolutionary in its transparency," stated PonziCoin CEO, Rob U. Moore. "Instead of pretending to be backed by real-world assets or promising unrealistic returns, we just redistribute incoming funds to earlier investors. It’s all there in our whitepaper – or should I say, our ‘white-ish paper’."
The cryptocurrency community has reacted with a mixture of amusement and horror, with one Reddit user commenting, "It’s so absurd, it just might work!" Regulatory bodies, however, have not shared in the amusement.
"PonziCoin is revolutionary in its transparency," stated PonziCoin CEO, Rob U. Moore. "Instead of pretending to be backed by real-world assets or promising unrealistic returns, we just redistribute incoming funds to earlier investors. It’s all there in our whitepaper – or should I say, our ‘white-ish paper’."
The cryptocurrency community has reacted with a mixture of amusement and horror, with one Reddit user commenting, "It’s so absurd, it just might work!" Regulatory bodies, however, have not shared in the amusement.