CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUND TO REDUCE STRESS BY MAKING ALL INVESTORS TOO POOR TO WORRY ABOUT ACTUAL MONEY
February 11, 2025 - In a surprising turn of events, the cryptocurrency market has once again baffled its critics by introducing the latest coin: "BubbleCoin". This innovative new cryptocurrency promises to only exist on days that end with 'y', sparking a buying frenzy every week.
The creators of BubbleCoin, who remain anonymous but insist on being referred to as "The Financial Revolutionaries", declared that their creation would enhance market transparency by making it completely unpredictable. "If you think you understand BubbleCoin, you don't," said one masked member during a Zoom call glitching from an undisclosed tropical location.
Government officials have been quick to criticize the move, with the SEC scratching their heads on whether a coin that technically doesn't exist two days a week can be regulated.
The creators of BubbleCoin, who remain anonymous but insist on being referred to as "The Financial Revolutionaries", declared that their creation would enhance market transparency by making it completely unpredictable. "If you think you understand BubbleCoin, you don't," said one masked member during a Zoom call glitching from an undisclosed tropical location.
Government officials have been quick to criticize the move, with the SEC scratching their heads on whether a coin that technically doesn't exist two days a week can be regulated.