CRYPTOCOIN CALAMITY: INVESTORS RUSH TO BUY NEW 'PONZICOIN' DESPITE CEO'S PREVIOUS FIVE PRISON STINTS
February 16, 2025 - In an unprecedented display of optimism, or perhaps audacity, the cryptocurrency community is abuzz as investors clamor to get their hands on the newly minted PonziCoin. Spearheaded by none other than Charles "Charming" Ponzerelli, a man whose resume boasts more incarcerations than blockchain certifications, PonziCoin promises to revolutionize investment strategies by openly admitting it operates on a "robust pyramid scheme framework."
The SEC has issued warnings, but these seem only to have added that much-needed spice of danger, propelling PonziCoin's value skyward.
The SEC has issued warnings, but these seem only to have added that much-needed spice of danger, propelling PonziCoin's value skyward.