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"BITCOIN BUSTED BY UNPAID ELECTRIC BILL: BLOCKCHAIN LITERALLY IN THE DARK"

February 16, 2025
February 16, 2025 - In an unprecedented turn of events, the cryptocurrency mining juggernaut, CryptoGuzzler Inc., has had its operations come to a screeching halt after failing to pay their electric bill. The powerhouse, responsible for 3% of global Bitcoin mining, apparently "forgot" to settle their dues, resulting in a blackout over their multi-acre mining farm.
CEO John "Juice" McPower expressed his embarrassment at the oversight, saying, "We were so busy mining Bitcoin, we didn't notice the bills piling up under the door." The blackout not only caused a temporary dip in Bitcoin's hash rate but also ignited a frenzy on Crypto Twitter, with #WhoForgotToPayTheBills trending globally.
Experts suggest automating your bill payments, a lesson CryptoGuzzler learned the hard way. Meanwhile, environmentalists are calling this a "win" for the planet, albeit a temporary one.