CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE DECLARES BANKRUPTCY, BLAMES LOSS ON FORGETTING PASSWORD TO WALLET
February 18, 2025 – In an ironic twist of fate, the man once dubbed "The Sultan of Satoshi" filed for Chapter 11 yesterday after admitting he couldn’t recall the password to his digital wallet, reportedly containing assets north of $700 million. During a press conference, the visibly flustered mogul quipped, “I guess my memory isn’t what it used to be... or my net worth.”
Crypto analysts speculate that the password, rumored to be an unbreakable mix of Klingon and Elvish, was forgotten following an ill-advised attempt to secure his fortunes from hackers.
Crypto analysts speculate that the password, rumored to be an unbreakable mix of Klingon and Elvish, was forgotten following an ill-advised attempt to secure his fortunes from hackers.