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"NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY PROMISES TO ONLY CRASH ON WEEKDAYS: WORKING PROFESSIONALS ELATED"

February 18, 2025
February 18, 2025 - In a groundbreaking move that has both Wall Street and Silicon Valley perking up before their first coffee, a newly launched cryptocurrency, dubbed "BizCoin," has vowed to limit its market crashes to weekdays, sparing the weekends for rest and family time. The creators of BizCoin, a group of rogue economists and disillusioned tech moguls, stated, "It's about time finance had office hours." This announcement comes on the heels of the recent trend where cryptocurrencies respect daylight savings, confusing traders worldwide. Regulatory bodies are scrambling to determine if they only need to work Mondays through Fridays as well, sparking joy among government employees.