"NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY, SCAMCOIN, PROMISES TO ONLY PARTIALLY STEAL YOUR MONEY: REGULATORS CONFUSED WHETHER TO APLAUD HONESTY OR PREPARE RAID"
February 19, 2025 – In a surprising twist of transparency, the latest cryptocurrency to hit the market, ScamCoin, has openly declared it will only partially pilfer from its users. The founders, in a shockingly candid announcement, stated, "Why hide? We're here to take exactly 47.3% of your investment, and you can keep the rest. Maybe."
This unusual strategy has thrown the Securities and Exchange Commission into a state of confusion. One anonymous SEC official was quoted saying, "Usually, we're knee-deep in paperwork trying to figure out if there's a scam. Here, they've done half our job for us."
ScamCoin's approach might just be the breath of fresh air the crypto world didn't know it needed, offering a peculiar sort of integrity in a field often synonymous with secrecy and sudden bankruptcies.
This unusual strategy has thrown the Securities and Exchange Commission into a state of confusion. One anonymous SEC official was quoted saying, "Usually, we're knee-deep in paperwork trying to figure out if there's a scam. Here, they've done half our job for us."
ScamCoin's approach might just be the breath of fresh air the crypto world didn't know it needed, offering a peculiar sort of integrity in a field often synonymous with secrecy and sudden bankruptcies.