"INVESTORS REJOICE AS NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY PROMISES ONLY QUARTERLY SCANDALS"
February 22, 2025
In an unprecedented move that has crypto enthusiasts and skeptics raising their eyebrows in synchronized bemusement, a new cryptocurrency, StableScam, has been launched with the bold promise of limiting its scandals to a mere four times a year.
"Consistency is key," said the anonymous founder, known only by the pseudonym 'Honest Crook.' His vision? To ensure that investors have a clear schedule of when to expect turmoil and financial heartbreak, thereby revolutionizing anxiety management in the crypto space.
Investors have flooded forums, some praising the 'revolutionary transparency' while others just check their calendars. As regulatory bodies scramble to determine whether a scheduled scandal is still a scandal, one thing is clear: in the world of cryptocurrency, absurdity remains the most stable currency.
In an unprecedented move that has crypto enthusiasts and skeptics raising their eyebrows in synchronized bemusement, a new cryptocurrency, StableScam, has been launched with the bold promise of limiting its scandals to a mere four times a year.
"Consistency is key," said the anonymous founder, known only by the pseudonym 'Honest Crook.' His vision? To ensure that investors have a clear schedule of when to expect turmoil and financial heartbreak, thereby revolutionizing anxiety management in the crypto space.
Investors have flooded forums, some praising the 'revolutionary transparency' while others just check their calendars. As regulatory bodies scramble to determine whether a scheduled scandal is still a scandal, one thing is clear: in the world of cryptocurrency, absurdity remains the most stable currency.