"CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER DECLARES ONLY COINS BOUGHT ON FULL MOONS TO BE VALID, CLAIMS IT WILL STABILIZE MARKET"
**February 22, 2025 - Worldwide Web of Wonders**
In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency market, the founder of LunaTikCoin, Ziggy Moondust, announced that starting next quarter, only transactions made during full moons will be considered legitimate. This lunar-based strategy, according to Moondust, is designed to "align financial growth with cosmic energies, ensuring market stability."
Financial astrologers are soaring in popularity as traders scramble to understand astronomical charts. Meanwhile, skeptics argue that the only thing this will stabilize is Moondust's reputation for eccentricity.
In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency market, the founder of LunaTikCoin, Ziggy Moondust, announced that starting next quarter, only transactions made during full moons will be considered legitimate. This lunar-based strategy, according to Moondust, is designed to "align financial growth with cosmic energies, ensuring market stability."
Financial astrologers are soaring in popularity as traders scramble to understand astronomical charts. Meanwhile, skeptics argue that the only thing this will stabilize is Moondust's reputation for eccentricity.