CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER REVEALS NEW COIN THAT ONLY CRASHES AS A FEATURE, CALLS IT 'REALISTIC FINANCE'
**February 22, 2025 - Cryptocurrency Market Embraces Transparency with 'Realistic Finance'**
In a bold move that has the cryptocurrency community both amused and intrigued, a notorious crypto founder, known for his candid approach, unveiled a new cryptocurrency dubbed 'Realistic Finance'. This digital currency, unlike its predecessors, is designed to crash — a feature, not a bug.
"Expectations need management," the founder quipped during the launch. "Why pretend the volatility isn't going to happen? We're just being upfront about it!"
This announcement comes amidst a series of regulatory crackdowns following the Great Crypto Fumble of 2023, where millions vanished into digital thin air.
In a bold move that has the cryptocurrency community both amused and intrigued, a notorious crypto founder, known for his candid approach, unveiled a new cryptocurrency dubbed 'Realistic Finance'. This digital currency, unlike its predecessors, is designed to crash — a feature, not a bug.
"Expectations need management," the founder quipped during the launch. "Why pretend the volatility isn't going to happen? We're just being upfront about it!"
This announcement comes amidst a series of regulatory crackdowns following the Great Crypto Fumble of 2023, where millions vanished into digital thin air.