"DOGECOIN TO THE MOON: NASA INVESTS IN CRYPTO TO FUND MARS MISSION, ELON MUSK APPROVES"
February 25, 2025 - In an unprecedented move that has left economists scratching their heads and Redditors feeling vindicated, the U.S. Federal Reserve announced today it will no longer rely on traditional monetary policy. Instead, the Fed will now set interest rates based on Bitcoin's average transaction fees. Chairman Jay Powell, in a surprising embrace of digital currency, stated, "If you can't beat them, join them.