"BITCOIN DECLARES ITSELF A COUNTRY, REQUESTS UN MEMBERSHIP TO AVOID REGULATIONS"
February 26, 2025 - In an audacious move echoing its own volatile market swings, Bitcoin today announced its self-proclaimed status as the first decentralized nation, SatoshiLand. In a bid to sidestep burgeoning global regulations, it has petitioned for a seat at the United Nations.
This unprecedented step comes on the heels of the UN's recent crackdown on the "wild west" of digital currencies. A spokesperson for Bitcoin, who chose to remain anonymous for fear of centralized retaliation, stated, "If corporations like Facebook can create currencies, why can’t we create countries?"
The UN has yet to respond, but insiders speculate the Economic and Social Council is hastily revising its definition of a 'nation state.' Meanwhile, Ethereum is reportedly considering a similar move, suggesting a potential rise in crypto-‘countries’ petitioning for global recognition.
This unprecedented step comes on the heels of the UN's recent crackdown on the "wild west" of digital currencies. A spokesperson for Bitcoin, who chose to remain anonymous for fear of centralized retaliation, stated, "If corporations like Facebook can create currencies, why can’t we create countries?"
The UN has yet to respond, but insiders speculate the Economic and Social Council is hastily revising its definition of a 'nation state.' Meanwhile, Ethereum is reportedly considering a similar move, suggesting a potential rise in crypto-‘countries’ petitioning for global recognition.