CRYPTO WHALES NOW ACCEPTING TEARS AS LEGAL TENDER IN LIGHT OF RECENT MARKET CRYFALL
February 27, 2025 - In an innovative twist to the ongoing cryptocurrency drama, major investors have proposed a new digital asset, CrypTearCoin. This comes after the latest market plunge, humorously dubbed "The Great Weep." Capitalizing on the floods of despair, CrypTearCoin aims to harness the salt content of investor tears as a stabilizing agent for market volatility.
"Every sob has value," stated Crypto mogul Mike "Hodlson" Tearney. He added, "Why waste good tears on sorrow, when you can invest them in your future?" Regulatory bodies are scrambling to figure out if they should laugh or legislate, while the blockchain community has already started pooling resources—or in this case, reservoirs.
"Every sob has value," stated Crypto mogul Mike "Hodlson" Tearney. He added, "Why waste good tears on sorrow, when you can invest them in your future?" Regulatory bodies are scrambling to figure out if they should laugh or legislate, while the blockchain community has already started pooling resources—or in this case, reservoirs.