BITCOIN BUYS BREAKFAST: LATEST CRYPTOCURRENCY TO ONLY TEMPORARILY OUTVALUE A CROISSANT Amid Regulatory Ups and Downs
February 28, 2025 – In an unprecedented turn of events, Bitcoin, the once-dubbed 'future of finance', has achieved the remarkable feat of momentarily surpassing the value of a Parisian croissant. Early this morning, amidst a volatile market swayed by the whispers of potential regulatory crackdowns, the cryptocurrency briefly clinched a value that saw breakfast enthusiasts worldwide opting for oatmeal instead.
The surge was short-lived, however, as the European Union unveiled its latest framework, “Crypto-Edibles Exchange Regulation (CHEER)”, aimed at stabilizing the pastry-to-crypto exchange rate which has seen wild fluctuations in recent months.
The surge was short-lived, however, as the European Union unveiled its latest framework, “Crypto-Edibles Exchange Regulation (CHEER)”, aimed at stabilizing the pastry-to-crypto exchange rate which has seen wild fluctuations in recent months.