"CRYPTO WHALES NOW ENDANGERED SPECIES AS NEW REGULATIONS DRAIN THE POND"
March 3, 2025 - In an unprecedented move, the Global Financial Task Force (GFTF) has released a new set of cryptocurrency regulations that have sent shockwaves through the blockchain lagoon. The regulations, aimed at curbing excessive speculation and dodgy dealings, have seen the once abundant "crypto whales" facing an existential threat.
These titanic traders, known for their ability to sway crypto markets with single transactions, are finding their natural habitat severely diminished.
These titanic traders, known for their ability to sway crypto markets with single transactions, are finding their natural habitat severely diminished.