ELON MUSK TWEETS ABOUT ADOPTING NEW PET DOG; DOGECOIN SURGES 1500%, SPCA TO INVESTIGATE MARKET MANIPULATION
March 4, 2025 – In another bizarre fusion of tech and pets, the crypto world was flipped on its tail today. Mere minutes after tech mogul Elon Musk tweeted about his new canine companion, Dogecoin's value leapt like a greyhound, soaring a staggering 1500%. Market analysts, already weary from Musk's market-moving antics, barely raised an eyebrow. However, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has taken an unprecedented step by launching a probe into potential market manipulation. "It's a ruff day for crypto ethics," quipped one Wall Street punter. Meanwhile, Dogecoin holders are howling all the way to the bank, proving once again that in the crypto kennel, it's bark is truly bigger than its byte.