CRYPTO USERS NOW DEMANDING PAYCHECKS IN VOLATILITY: SAY IT'S MORE STABLE THAN THE DOLLAR
March 5, 2025 - In a surprising twist of economic fate, a consortium of remote workers from the burgeoning digital nomad village, "Blocktopia", has formally requested that their salaries be paid in pure market volatility instead of traditional currency. Spearheaded by the group's self-appointed 'Crypto Sage', Max Ledgerson, advocates argue that given the recent stability of the US dollar - a paltry 0.002% fluctuation last quarter - living on the financial edge is not just more exhilarating, but also economically sound.
"Look, at least when my net worth swings 40% in a day, it feels like I'm earning something," stated Ledgerson, during a Zoom conference disrupted by his unstable internet connection.
The movement has gained unexpected support from thrill-seekers and day traders, who believe that the adrenaline rush of unpredictable income might be the future of personal finance.
"Look, at least when my net worth swings 40% in a day, it feels like I'm earning something," stated Ledgerson, during a Zoom conference disrupted by his unstable internet connection.
The movement has gained unexpected support from thrill-seekers and day traders, who believe that the adrenaline rush of unpredictable income might be the future of personal finance.