"CRYPTO COINS NOW ACCEPTED ON MOON, MARTIANS STILL SKEPTICAL"
March 9, 2025 – In a surprising twist of events, the Lunar Commerce Commission (LCC) has officially announced that Bitcoin, Ethereum, and DogeMoon—a new coin featuring an astronaut Shiba Inu—will be legal tender on the moon. This groundbreaking decision comes just days after the Lunar Republic established its first permanent colony, Tranquility BaseMart.
The LCC cited "universal accessibility" and "a desire to avoid the baggage of Earth's tumultuous economic frameworks" as primary reasons for this move. However, not everyone is over the moon about this decision. Martians, long-time critics of lunar policies, have expressed deep skepticism. A spokesperson for the Martian Trade Authority humorously questioned, "Why adopt a currency that fluctuates more than our planet's weather?"
Back on Earth, reactions have been mixed.
The LCC cited "universal accessibility" and "a desire to avoid the baggage of Earth's tumultuous economic frameworks" as primary reasons for this move. However, not everyone is over the moon about this decision. Martians, long-time critics of lunar policies, have expressed deep skepticism. A spokesperson for the Martian Trade Authority humorously questioned, "Why adopt a currency that fluctuates more than our planet's weather?"
Back on Earth, reactions have been mixed.