BITCOIN TO INTRODUCE LOYALTY POINTS: EARN A FREE NFT WITH EVERY MARKET CRASH
March 14, 2025 - In an unprecedented move that has left both seasoned traders and armchair economists scratching their heads, Bitcoin announced its new "Crash Cash" program today. Market volatility is now not just a source of ulcers but of rewards, too! Under this novel loyalty scheme, every time the cryptocurrency market takes a nosedive, Bitcoin holders will earn points redeemable for exclusive NFTs. These include digital art depicting famous financial meltdowns and rare GIFs of economists crying. Critics have dubbed it "disaster capitalism with a blockchain twist," but enthusiasts argue it's a savvy way to 'hodl' onto something during tough times.