"BITCOIN DECLARES ITSELF A COUNTRY, IMMEDIATELY SUFFERS ECONOMIC COLLAPSE AND SEEKS IMF BAILOUT"
March 15, 2025
In an unprecedented move, Dogecoin has announced its candidacy for the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, citing "unmatched contributions to global financial stability." The nomination, backed by a legion of meme enthusiasts and three people who accidentally made a fortune, has been met with both applause and head-scratching.
The nominating committee praised Dogecoin for its role in "distracting everyone from real economic problems and occasionally making someone's grandma internet-famous." Critics argue that the currency's volatility makes it about as stabilizing as a pogo stick on a trampoline.
As regulators scramble to understand whether they can impose sanctions on a Nobel nominee, Dogecoin remains buoyant, rising 0.0008% on the news, prompting two premature retirement parties and a spike in celebratory GIFs across social media platforms.
In an unprecedented move, Dogecoin has announced its candidacy for the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, citing "unmatched contributions to global financial stability." The nomination, backed by a legion of meme enthusiasts and three people who accidentally made a fortune, has been met with both applause and head-scratching.
The nominating committee praised Dogecoin for its role in "distracting everyone from real economic problems and occasionally making someone's grandma internet-famous." Critics argue that the currency's volatility makes it about as stabilizing as a pogo stick on a trampoline.
As regulators scramble to understand whether they can impose sanctions on a Nobel nominee, Dogecoin remains buoyant, rising 0.0008% on the news, prompting two premature retirement parties and a spike in celebratory GIFs across social media platforms.