CRYPTOCOIN CEO DECLARES "ONLY UPSIDE LEFT IS MOON," AFTER REGULATORS BUILD SPACE PROGRAM
March 17, 2025 - In a stunning turn of events, the CEO of the infamous cryptocurrency, MoonCoin, has announced a new strategic vision for the company: interstellar investment. This revelation came shortly after global regulators launched a joint space program aimed at investigating extraterrestrial asset bubbles.
"Diversifying into different atmospheres provides an out-of-this-world opportunity to avoid earthly regulations," stated the CEO during a press conference held via satellite. Critics argue that this move is nothing more than a stellar attempt to sidestep the increasingly stringent laws that have sent many crypto companies into a financial black hole.
Meanwhile, experts are skeptical about the feasibility of "moon mining" and interplanetary trade, considering the lack of oxygen as a potential deal-breaker.
"Diversifying into different atmospheres provides an out-of-this-world opportunity to avoid earthly regulations," stated the CEO during a press conference held via satellite. Critics argue that this move is nothing more than a stellar attempt to sidestep the increasingly stringent laws that have sent many crypto companies into a financial black hole.
Meanwhile, experts are skeptical about the feasibility of "moon mining" and interplanetary trade, considering the lack of oxygen as a potential deal-breaker.