"BITCOINCIDENT: CEO FORGETS WALLET PASSWORD, ACCIDENTALLY SOLVES NATIONAL DEBT"
March 17, 2025—In an unforeseen turn of events, the CEO of CryptosRUs made a blunder that might be the country’s financial panacea. During a routine security check, the CEO admitted to misplacing the password to his digital wallet—curiously, the same wallet rumored to hoard bitcoins enough to rival some small nation's GDP. The mishap led to a frantic bid to recover the lost bitcoins, inadvertently uncovering a bug in the blockchain that was bloating the currency’s value artificially. Post bug-fix, the unexpected deflation of bitcoin pumped millions into the economy, giving the national debt a hearty slice. In a twist fit for folklore, Congress is now considering a bill that mandates all economic advisors to forget their passwords periodically.