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March 18, 2025 – In an unprecedented move that has left both environmentalists and economists scratching their heads, billionaire crypto tycoon, Max Ledger, announced today his commitment to combatting cryptocurrency's notorious ego pollution. For every Bitcoin transaction, Ledger pledges to plant a tree, seemingly confusing carbon footprints with what critics call the "sizeable ecological shadow of crypto moguls' self-esteem."
This quirky initiative comes on the heels of increased scrutiny over the environmental impact of digital currencies and the sometimes extravagant lifestyles of their proponents.