"BITCOIN DECLARED OFFICIAL CURRENCY OF THE MOON AFTER EARTH REGULATIONS PROVE TOO TERRIFYINGLY TEDIOUS"
**March 18, 2025 - Lunar Ledger**
In a stunning financial pivot, lunar colonists have chosen Bitcoin as their preferred currency, citing Earth's baffling maze of cryptocurrency regulations as 'too down-to-Earth.' This celestial decision came after the Lunar Commerce Commission (LCC) spent exhaustive months considering various Earth-bound currencies and ultimately found the regulatory red tape unpalatable.
"Up here, we value simplicity," stated the LCC Chair, Luna Lightwallet. "Bitcoin's regulatory evasion is just the kind of loophole we enjoy in outer space.
In a stunning financial pivot, lunar colonists have chosen Bitcoin as their preferred currency, citing Earth's baffling maze of cryptocurrency regulations as 'too down-to-Earth.' This celestial decision came after the Lunar Commerce Commission (LCC) spent exhaustive months considering various Earth-bound currencies and ultimately found the regulatory red tape unpalatable.
"Up here, we value simplicity," stated the LCC Chair, Luna Lightwallet. "Bitcoin's regulatory evasion is just the kind of loophole we enjoy in outer space.