CRYPTO CRUSADER CLAIMS "MARS COIN" WILL BE RED PLANET'S OFFICIAL CURRENCY, IGNORES EARTHLY REGULATIONS
March 18, 2025 — In a bold move that has left financial regulators on Earth scratching their heads, tech mogul and space enthusiast Lenny Starwind announced the launch of "Mars Coin." Starwind, who plans to establish the first Martian colony by 2030, declared the digital currency will be the sole monetary system on Mars, effectively bypassing terrestrial financial oversight.
"Mars needs no Earth-bound red tape!" Starwind proclaimed during the Zero-G Finance Summit, while floating in a simulated Martian gravity chamber. Critics argue that his plan lacks legal grounding, but supporters hail it as a giant leap for interplanetary commerce.
The SEC has yet to comment, but inside sources say they are hastily drafting a "Universal Crypto Regulation" proposal.
"Mars needs no Earth-bound red tape!" Starwind proclaimed during the Zero-G Finance Summit, while floating in a simulated Martian gravity chamber. Critics argue that his plan lacks legal grounding, but supporters hail it as a giant leap for interplanetary commerce.
The SEC has yet to comment, but inside sources say they are hastily drafting a "Universal Crypto Regulation" proposal.