DOGECOIN FOUNDER ANNOUNCES PLAN TO REPLACE U\.S\. DOLLAR, EXPERTS PREDICT IT WILL BE AS STABLE AS TWITTER'S LEADERSHIP
March 19, 2025 - In an astonishing twist that blends ambition with the absurd, the founder of Dogecoin has unveiled his latest brainchild: bidding to supplant the U.S. dollar with his meme-inspired cryptocurrency. A virtual press conference, held on the recently revived platform Vine 2.0, was punctuated by frequent disconnections and the founder's pet Shiba Inu contributing occasional barks.
Financial experts, barely able to keep a straight face, have issued forecasts suggesting that this new economic "standard" could exhibit the stability of Twitter's executive suite—known for its revolving door of CEOs.
Financial experts, barely able to keep a straight face, have issued forecasts suggesting that this new economic "standard" could exhibit the stability of Twitter's executive suite—known for its revolving door of CEOs.