"CRYPTO ENTHUSIASTS REJOICE AS NEW COIN PROMISES TO ONLY CRASH ON WEEKDAYS"
March 20, 2025 - In an unprecedented move that has the cryptocurrency community buzzing, the creators of the latest digital currency, OfficeCoin, have promised a feature that ensures the coin's value will only plummet during traditional business hours. Market analysts are intrigued by this novel approach, which aims to spare investors the sleepless nights typically associated with sudden, off-hour market plunges.
OfficeCoin's developers, in a cheeky nod to the 9-to-5 grind, stated, "Why should stock traders have all the fun with market hours? Crypto investors deserve the same predictability." The coin, set to launch next Monday, has already seen a surge in pre-orders from traders enthusiastic about scheduling their panic sells. Critics argue the coin might just be another gimmick in a series of crypto fads, but only time—and perhaps the next market crash—will tell.
OfficeCoin's developers, in a cheeky nod to the 9-to-5 grind, stated, "Why should stock traders have all the fun with market hours? Crypto investors deserve the same predictability." The coin, set to launch next Monday, has already seen a surge in pre-orders from traders enthusiastic about scheduling their panic sells. Critics argue the coin might just be another gimmick in a series of crypto fads, but only time—and perhaps the next market crash—will tell.