CRYPTOCOIN CALLED 'BUBBLE' BURSTS; INVESTORS SHOCKED TO FIND IT WAS ACTUAL BUBBLE
March 21, 2025 – In an unexpected twist of fate, the latest cryptocurrency sensation, 'WhaleWatcher,' has plummeted spectacularly after its much-hyped feature, 'Guess the Next Elon Tweet,' failed to predict anything remotely close to the tech mogul's musings. Launched amid fanfare and the promise of leveraging AI to decode Musk’s Twitter for market insights, WhaleWatcher turned out to be less of an oracle and more of a glorified magic 8-ball.
Regulators, who were already scratching their heads on how to classify 'Guess the Next Elon Tweet,' found themselves equally baffled when the feature suggested Musk’s next tweet would be about recolonizing Pluto—a planet not even on his public agenda.
Regulators, who were already scratching their heads on how to classify 'Guess the Next Elon Tweet,' found themselves equally baffled when the feature suggested Musk’s next tweet would be about recolonizing Pluto—a planet not even on his public agenda.