The Rug Pull Gazette^TM

March 21, 2025 - In an astonishing turn of events, the world of cryptocurrency has embraced a new, groundbreaking investment strategy: the ancient art of coin tossing. Investors, tired of the complex algorithms and volatile market predictions, have returned to the basics. "It's just as accurate and twice as thrilling," claims one high-profile investor from his lavish underground bunker.
This trend appears to have started after a recent study from the Crypto Predictive Analytics Institute showed that random coin flips had a marginally better success rate at predicting market movements than some AI-driven tools.