CRYPTO MARKET REBOUNDS AFTER INVESTORS REALIZE THEY FORGOT WHERE THEY PUT THEIR WALLET KEYS
March 22, 2025 - In an unexpected twist of fate, cryptocurrency markets saw a dramatic surge today as thousands of investors suddenly remembered the locations of their lost wallet keys. The phenomenon, dubbed "The Great Recall," began when a popular social media influencer shared a viral meme about finding Bitcoin under couch cushions. This led to a cascade of lightbulb moments among the crypto community, triggering a frenzied 20% jump in Bitcoin value over just 24 hours.
Economists are baffled, therapists are intrigued, and somewhere, a lone user still can't find their USB stick, but remains hopeful.
Economists are baffled, therapists are intrigued, and somewhere, a lone user still can't find their USB stick, but remains hopeful.