"DOGECOINS TO THE MOON AGAIN: ELON MUSK'S TWEET REGULATED TO ONLY OCCUR ON FULL MOON NIGHTS"
March 22, 2025 - In a shocking twist that has rocked the crypto-verse, the SEC has announced a new regulation: influential tweets about cryptocurrencies are now limited to full moon nights. This follows a recent surge in Dogecoin's value after a series of Musk's tweets coincided with lunar events, leading to what experts are calling "lunatic trading."
The new rule, dubbed the "Lunar Law," aims to prevent market manipulation by syncing influential crypto endorsements with the moon's phases. Critics argue it may lead to a rise in astrologers rather than financial analysts in trading firms.
Elon Musk, in his first tweet under the new law, simply posted a moon emoji, leading to a 20% increase in Dogecoin. Meanwhile, traders have marked their calendars for the next full moon, and telescope sales have unexpectedly skyrocketed.
The new rule, dubbed the "Lunar Law," aims to prevent market manipulation by syncing influential crypto endorsements with the moon's phases. Critics argue it may lead to a rise in astrologers rather than financial analysts in trading firms.
Elon Musk, in his first tweet under the new law, simply posted a moon emoji, leading to a 20% increase in Dogecoin. Meanwhile, traders have marked their calendars for the next full moon, and telescope sales have unexpectedly skyrocketed.