CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDERS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER BLOCKCHAIN ACTUALLY REQUIRES BLOCKS AND CHAINS, REGULATORS JUST AS SURPRISED
January 30, 2025
In an unprecedented revelation, cryptocurrency founders were left speechless after discovering that the blockchain technology they've been promoting might actually require physical blocks and chains. This confusion reached its peak when several CEOs were spotted at a hardware store attempting to purchase these items in bulk. Meanwhile, regulators, who were equally baffled, are now scrambling to update their guidelines, previously unaware that the 'chain' in blockchain was meant to be taken literally. The market reacted with a volatile mix of laughter and panic, as coin values fluctuated wildly based on the availability of chain links at local suppliers.
In an unprecedented revelation, cryptocurrency founders were left speechless after discovering that the blockchain technology they've been promoting might actually require physical blocks and chains. This confusion reached its peak when several CEOs were spotted at a hardware store attempting to purchase these items in bulk. Meanwhile, regulators, who were equally baffled, are now scrambling to update their guidelines, previously unaware that the 'chain' in blockchain was meant to be taken literally. The market reacted with a volatile mix of laughter and panic, as coin values fluctuated wildly based on the availability of chain links at local suppliers.