"CORRUPTCOIN SURGES 5000% AFTER ENDORSEMENT BY FICTIONAL COUNTRY; INVESTORS CLUELESS BUT HOPEFUL"
March 27, 2025 - In an astonishing turn of events, the latest cryptocurrency, DogeElonMoon, has skyrocketed by 1200% following a tweet from a celebrity claiming it's "the next big thing in Mars commerce." This marks another peak in the trend of cryptocurrencies harnessing star power over economic fundamentals.
The surge came minutes after the pop icon, who previously invested in water taxi services on the moon, mentioned her excitement about using DogeElonMoon for her next intergalactic album purchase. Financial analysts are baffled, pointing out that DogeElonMoon's infrastructure is merely a Google Sheet managed by two teenagers in a garage in Palo Alto.
Meanwhile, regulators scratch their heads on how to address investments driven by tweets rather than transparent market dynamics.
The surge came minutes after the pop icon, who previously invested in water taxi services on the moon, mentioned her excitement about using DogeElonMoon for her next intergalactic album purchase. Financial analysts are baffled, pointing out that DogeElonMoon's infrastructure is merely a Google Sheet managed by two teenagers in a garage in Palo Alto.
Meanwhile, regulators scratch their heads on how to address investments driven by tweets rather than transparent market dynamics.